Have you ever had a multi-million $ email offer?

Boy oh boy - I am about to become very rich. I would appreciate hearing from all you readers out there, hanging on my last word, and the first fifteen of you will get a nice surprise from me once I collect. With that in mind, read the following and you'll see just how lucky we all are!!!

From: Williams Parker
To: cooladams77@yahoo.com
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:23:43 PM
Subject: URGENT AND PRIVATE


MR.WILLIAMS PARKER
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OFFICER,
HEAD OFFICE LIOYDS TSB BANK.
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM .

Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself, I am MR. WILLIAMS PARKER, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OFFICER OF LIOYDS TSB BANK Here in London . I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification. I am writing you this letter with so much joy and excitement even though my heart goes out to the very powerful and distinguished gentleman who I was Fortunate to have worked for and extremely privileged to have known for numerous years. I am a top official
in charge of client accounts in LIOYDS TSB BANK here in
United Kingdom .

In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a Very brilliant idea.

He transferred some funds, Twenty million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($20.5m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection.

Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so unless we do something about it. This is where you ome in. I located you through an agency that helps seek people by their email. My client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of in to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client. All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that he attorney can commence his job.

After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in
for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

The allocation of our money will be as follows: 30 %( $6.15m) to you for your part in this, 65% for me and my partners and 5% for any unforeseeable expenses we may incur. I think this is extremely fair, as you have nothing to lose but just a little time, while on the other hand I am staking my flawless reputation among other things. And besides $6.15 million is not a pocket change. Once you are approved, the entire transaction should take no longer than twelve business days after which we will go about our daily business, but just millions of dollars richer.

As you can see this is easier than taking candy from a baby, but mind you, trust is something that is developed over time and that is something that we do not have. So I have to let you know that it will highly unfeasible to try to run away with the money Because even though only you can transfer money in and out of your account, the Transfer can only be authorized by my department of which I happen to be the head.

The money will be transferred from my bank to an account you will provide. So please, there should be no room for greed because ten million two hundred thousand dollars can quench even the most insatiable desire for the almighty dollar. Gain, I will be in charge Of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don't have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money.

Your Urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me through this email Address (williamsparker_parker@yahoo.fr) for more details on this transaction as Soon as possible. This should be kept very secret and confidential.

I believe you know.

Kind Regards,
Williams Parker

And my response was as follows:

wHy do you Have two seperate emAil accounts That have nothing To do with your buSiness? Why are yOu in the uk but you want me To respond to a French Yahoo aCcount? Why doEsn'T my email show up in the To line? Why do you Persist in using capItaliZation in An inappropriate manner? AnD why would the pResident of a baNk have such a poor use of grammar and frequent mispsellings throug mising lettrs and alackofspace between words?

I will be happy to give you my banking information as soon as you provide me with yours, and allow a transfer into an account under my name, from your account in the amount equivalent to the full value of my account plus 50% the day I release such information. This shall be consummated not less than 10 hours prior to said release. Additionally I would request the estimated costs of a top level solicitor to be placed into a trust that can be accessed by the both of us should I require his services in a fraud, impersonation, libel matter, or any other matter, civil or criminal directly or indirectly related to this transaction. I also request that the maximum penalty in these situations, and all other foreseeable situations, be reviewed and calculated, with the resulting days being multiplied by $300 euros per day. This amount should be added to the account as a estimatable risk and loss factor should I be incarcerated for any period of time relating to this matter.

This will give me peace of mind and security that should there be any erroneous withdrawals on my account, that I will not be disadvantaged, that I will not be negatively affected should there be some sort of rebuttal or legal denial to my claim, and should these actions result in prosecution and incarceration that I will not be at a loss, but will be compensated for lost income as well as for the loss of my freedom. You are quite trusting to so generously approach a stranger with such an illegal and enticing offer, yet I need peace of mind that I am at no risk of financial loss.

Being the professional you are, I am sure you understand, respect, and can afford to meet my needs. At the time of final reconciliation you will turn over these accounts to me, in full, and then may deduct the value at the time of transfer from my share in your favor, of course without adding interest - the interest value will be my compensation for undertaking such an illegal and risky venture, again with an unknown whose lack of proper English makes me wonder why the English universities are held in such high esteem while the American educational system is viewed as quite poor on the international level.

So, I'm thinking now, this guy is a little sneaky, and rather unethical, and while not the kind of person I'd choose to hang with, he could become quite useful to us all if this is his modus operandi. I have included his actual email which he asked me to respond to (see above), and I'm thinking that maybe he has other single customers either dead or near dying without family - I think we should ALL email him and let him know we're interested not only in this guy's estate but all his other client's estates too.

He may say, "...but they're still living", or, "but they have a will" - honestly now, he's probably not going to put up too much of an arguement, and I think if you mentioned it to him, that he might even be willing to find a way around the whole living with a will thing and you just might hasten the process with a little firm encouragement or feminine enticement while the one and only copy of the will miraculously disappears from the safe deposit box in his bank!

I'm not saying, nor am I in anyway implying this is a good idea, I'm just thinking, cause you know he wants to continue on as though he doesn't have a fortune, keep his job and all that...and, well, this might be a perfect repeat sort of process. But not for me. Like so many other times, to so many other men, I must once again say..."I'll try it, but you know, you're my first" added to, "Mr. Williams Parker -I've never done this before, and oh I can't ever imagine doing it with anyone else, it just feels so good, you're incredible..." and, quite honestly, "I think ye've got a bit o' the devil in ye."

Delay on the I or I Decision...

So, (you should have read the post immediately below this one first!) as it happens, I tried to decide and then the world jumped on my ass - and in overdrive!

I went out for what I was under the impression was going to be a one on one dinner the other night, but then a repeat self-inviting house guest was unable to take a clue, and was sitting at the table, waiting to greet me as I walked in. Nice. I know it was a rare occasion, I wrote that meaning his being in town, but our dinner was too, and I know they're close, and honestly I should have just said, hey some time when you're totally free, but I'd met the guy the week before and hadn't minded his presence, and all in all it was probably good he was there as I was more relaxed than I would have been without him. Low key, low stress, lots of laughter.

So, that's cool, and then we talk about doing it again, which I'm totally looking forward to, and the next morning as I'm talking to my sister's best friend (again, immediately preceding post please!) it comes up that the cutie from out of state is coming back during the week, and staying for half the weekend. I invited everyone up to our town for dinner and drinks and such, and then realized that I was hoping to have time with the second guy.

As it turns out I overbooked myself by having set tentative plans with the two men I am most intrested in - for the same time frame! And well, life always has a way of working things out...and everything, absolutely everything fell through for me. Not just on the night in question, but almost like the World was trying to prove a point, and everything I had set for the entire weekend was lost in the universe the moment I verbalized my intentions. I did not do a thing, except for last minute totally unrelated things and the last one of those ended up badly - now my entire chest, down to nearly nipple, shoulders, upper back, and upper and inner thighs are burning, flaming REDand it's too hot to sleep, I'm too sore to move, and to uncomfortable to do anything at all. I have the fan running with two windows open, no top, a very light sheet to protect me from the very cold air, and I'm miserable. AND, I've even taken methadone trying to cut the edge of this shit!

So, I didn't get to see my Seattle writer, and I didn't get to see this local guy either. And I've had introspection forced upon me when I had already chosen intimacy. However, that was probably good, because I realized something. Regardless of what does or does not happen with the guy down here, the reasonable relationship one, I already know something.

First, yes I am most definitely attracted to him. Mentally, spiritually, and definitely physcally.

Second, there really aren't many people I can say that about. Drop the physical part, there are few people in this world I find to be both mentallly and spiritually attractive, whose presence I crave for the stimulating conversation, peaceful sense of self, and open, interested eyes.

Third, when I manage to find someone that fits #2, above, I know better than to just fuck around. That does not mean that I want a relationship or commitment or something, it does mean that I would love a deep friendship - that I know this is a person I respect and admire, someone whom I appreciate, and that it is wonderful to have as many people like that as possible, floating around, flitting in and out, but always caring for and about you and your life.

Fourth - I could be more than happy with a strict friendship, so long as it was a close friendship. I might want more right now, crave his touch, even when he's just brushing against my arm or thigh while he sits next to me, but even more so the hugs and holds and gentle kisses - on the cheek, mind you, so far, on the cheek...

Fifth - all of that makes me nervous all over again. It brings me back to a place I'm not use to, and not entirely comfortable with...I have something to lose here. I have a stake in the game, and I feel vulnerable. Not really liking that bit at all!!

AAAHHHHHCCCCKKKKK! So, there you go. Now, I shall go to sleep, and while I may post this first, I will edit it another day! Sleep tight!